...which is how she realized that she couldn't possibly be a duck! So she befriended a local passel of pigs and set out in search of her real home.
Like all modern land animals,
Jeffrey evolved from the ocean...
About Us (by Jeff)
There have been rumors and speculation that one or more of Kezia and Jeffrey are not real... or are even alternative facts. So we submit to you photographic evidence.
Jeffrey
Kezia
THIS IS JEFFREY... AND THIS IS HIS STORY
...& crawled to
land
At first he was really small. See how small he is compared to that little sapling!
So he sought refuge with a colony of penguins until he grew up.
camouflage
Even then, life was much tougher on land. He quickly learned to
himself for protection.
And he learned how to defend himself from prehistoric cave beasts.
For all of its dangers, life on land was also full of wonder and adventure...
lost
along the way.
...and getting
...of finding himself...
THIS IS KEZIA... AND THIS IS HER STORY
Kezia was found in a bassinet floating amongst the reeds...
(Color photos hadn't been invented yet!)
And was saved by a
mother duck
and a brood of ducklings.
Here she is at home, while the rest of the family was out looking for insects to eat! She's a vegetarian...
busted!
Little did she realize that these pigs were up to no good! A real bad influence;
But Kezia was too clever for her jailers and quickly made her escape!
Alas life on the run alone wasn't as much fun!
So she started to
search...
...through the snow and the sand. That's when she spied someone in the distance.
Kezia
found
Jeffrey!
A new
adventure
begins!
